Nothing changes my commute like

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 10/19/2017 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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gallon of chowder it the passenger foot well.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:47

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mmmmm chowder. That could possibly be the worst thing you could ever spill in a car. Milk is really bad, but milk plus seafood. damn. good luck

jimz > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:51

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Monsieur, how do you like your shou-dair?

awmaster10 > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:51

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Reminds me of how my brother used to have a blender on an inverter strapped to the center console of his 240d and would mix everybody up slushee cocktails when we went to sporting events/concerts. (Dont worry, he always spent the night sleeping in the back seat before attempting to drive again)

CalzoneGolem > jimz 10/19/2017 at 14:52

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Hahahaha! Say it again frenchie!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:55

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Remember that episode of the Office wheee Kevin makes Chile?

CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/19/2017 at 14:55

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Milk is pretty bad to spill in your car.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1794175572

No seafood in this chowder. It is the chowder of the corn kind.

jimz > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:56

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Shou- dair.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:56

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Why isn’t it plugged into an inverter?

CalzoneGolem > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/19/2017 at 14:56

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No. I’m not even sure who Kevin is.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 14:59

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that sux. I’m be pretty unhappy doing that.

CalzoneGolem > jimz 10/19/2017 at 14:59

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Come back here! I’m not through demeaning you.

Quadradeuce > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/19/2017 at 15:01

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CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/19/2017 at 15:01

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Yeah but in the battle of stank demon versus man ... man won.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 10/19/2017 at 15:01

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It’s wireless.

CalzoneGolem > Quadradeuce 10/19/2017 at 15:02

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That’s some nasty looking chili.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 15:07

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RAINDROP

DROPTOP

CALZONE TRAVELING WITH A CROCK POT

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 15:15

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That’s hardcore, man. Water only for me, thanks.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro 10/19/2017 at 15:24

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More on the line with the chowder.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Urambo Tauro 10/19/2017 at 15:37

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Haha, I’ll never forget when that scene came on. It’s been like 15 years since I’ve seen that.

crowmolly > Quadradeuce 10/19/2017 at 15:40

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Came here for this

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Quadradeuce 10/19/2017 at 15:55

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Thank you

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 16:55

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oh god

oh god

oh god

oh god

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Above was the transcript of CalzoneGolem’s commute.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 18:42

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My off-brand slow cooker has a locking lid. I can hoon it up if I like.

Orange Exige > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/19/2017 at 19:40

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Possibly the saddest scene in the Office...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Orange Exige 10/19/2017 at 20:15

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It was one of those moments you wanted to laugh, but also wanted to cry. Kevin’s a good guy, he’s just not to bright

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/20/2017 at 08:11

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Close, but I have a habit of not taking the Lord’s name in vain. Instead it went ....

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 10/20/2017 at 08:13

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We have that exact cooker but my wife brought it to a coworkers for a funeral, left it and I think they’ve decided to keep it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 10/20/2017 at 10:47

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It’s not in vain if you’re legitimately calling out for help.

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/20/2017 at 10:52

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Lol fair enough.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 10/20/2017 at 11:04

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Haha, I love pointing out that difference. (I’m Catholic, so it comes up more often than you’d think).